Why I'm Still Single

I often used to wonder why I am still single. I'm decent looking enough, rather funny and intelligent and have had a string of long term relationships, but never had someone put a ring on it. Now at 36 I am really starting to wonder about my relationship fate. Once I joined Match.com, I finally figured it out. I am simply a horrible dater. I have no idea how to play it cool, when to bite my tongue, or to realize that a guy is simply a jerk and should be left alone. I could have saved a lot of money on books or therapy or shopping sprees I couldn't afford if I only realized this sooner and accepted the fact that I probably will be perpetually dating forever. I hope people read this blog to a) laugh at my silly dating experiences and b) learn to be a proper dater by doing the exact opposite of what I do. As I tell my friends, at this point, I am dating for their entertainment....so please to enjoy the next few installments of my cringe-worthy dating stories.



My male dating equivalent....