Email Bag!

Aside from dating stories, I get a few very interesting emails which I will share from time to time.  PS- I change all the names because 1/98 of me feels wrong sharing the info.
Here is a favorite of mine:

From "Matt" in California who wants to put a job behind me---not sure if that is a good or bad thing:

Hi my name is Matt
I'm looking for a blonde in manhattan
I want to put a job behind her
It's a personal military mission if mine set by the court (wink)
I look at your beauty and instantly think of the
Miami heat on a bask it ball court

I mean, who does not want to be compared to the Miami Heat?!?